Wife sent me a message earlier t'day, She sez call an get some veg on yer way home from town, and Mandy says hi. I said who the fooks Mandy, She sez nobody i was just making sure tha got mi message. I said but i'm with Mandy now, which Mandy are you on abart. She sez where the foook are you. I said by the Market, why. She sez stay right where you are i'm on mi way. After abart 20mins She sez where the fook are you. R said i'm still in the foookin office, an nar your in the Market get yer own Vegatables.
Had a random message from somebody yesterday asking to compare Dik sizes down by the Swanny, fooookin Weirdo, he never turned up.
Warning! Everyone who’s posted a cute comment on this thread ending with comment ‘not Marc’ can expect to banned for two months within the next twenty four hours…………oh bugger
I accidentally sent all my contacts nudes once. Not only was it embarrassing but it cost me a fortune in stamps.
If it makes you feel better the third photo you sent was very nice. I'm not even sure where Will got the 'adult' Toby Tyke costume from in the first place