FAO Tyketical Masterstroke

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  1. Rosco

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    RE: I don't believe that can be done

    I've been working on some software to model it and it can be done, but it all depends on the size of the taint.
     
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  2. The Full Ponty

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    I have DVD evidence that it can.

    She has four sparracudas in two holes - all at once.

    They are arranged as follows:
    Two in her quim, two in her harris.
    Simple.

    I think the bint is Cathy Barry - the infamous British porn hound.
     
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  3. Che

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    i'll erm back you up on that one.

    what about triple?
     
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  4. Jay

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    I still don't believe it

    Unless she's a giant woman with 4 midgets hanging out of her.
     
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    RE: I still don't believe it

    Uma Thurman, me + 3 of my closest friends ?
     
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  6. The Full Ponty

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    Not seen triple.

    The BBS Porn Club is born.
    I thank you.

    I think it's technically possible.
    With a quim & cocks big enough - anything can be achieved.

    Hi kids.
     
    The Full Ponty, Mar 16, 2007
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  7. Jay

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    enduring image nt
     
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  8. The Full Ponty

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    Are you calling me a liar?

    I've seen it, Jay.
    With my eyes.

    If you want to borrow the DVD - you only have to ask.

    Bint: I've got nice hammers
    Dirk: I don't believe you
    Bint: I have
    Dirk: Prove it
    Bint: There you go
    Dirk: Not bad
    Bint: What are you doing to my leg?
     
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  9. Jay

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    RE: Are you calling me a liar?

    I bleieve that you think you've seen it. But I also believe you're as mad as a badger and don't know your DVDA from your QVC.
     
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  10. The Full Ponty

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    Jay.

    I have seen it.
    It's even advertised on the front of the DVD.
    She ends up with two in her cack-cave & two in her bream-box.
    It happened.
    I didn't dream it.
     
    The Full Ponty, Mar 16, 2007
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  11. Gue

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    RE: Jay.

    off to various websites to get documentary evidence. Get ready Site Admin
     
    Guest, Mar 16, 2007
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  12. Gue

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    RE: Jay.

    From cduniverse.com (Over 18's only ) there is indeed a DVD by the title "DVDA." There's also "cumfart cocktail" which sounds intriguing.
     
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  13. The Full Ponty

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    Not sure ...

    ... if it's "Cathy" or "Kathy" Barry.
    I wonder if it's Gareths Mum?

    As Kate Bush famously sang:

    Heathcliff,
    It's me - Cathy, who are your 3 friends?
    Witco-o-ocksart,
    Do they want to DVDA me?

    I'm a lyrical gangster.
     
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  14. The Full Ponty

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    In your face, Jay.

    Your big, fat, work shy, furry face.

    Have you found the one where Cathy gets DVDA'd yet?
    British porn eh.
    I call it "gritty".
     
    The Full Ponty, Mar 16, 2007
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  15. Che

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    Aurora Snow

    I believe induldges in a bit of the doubled up bumandquimfunnery
     
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  16. Jay

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    Jay, Mar 16, 2007
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  17. Che

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    im a little disturbed how this post went from

    pro Vitamin A carotenoids to Cumfart Cocktails so quickly..
     
    Chef Tyke, Mar 16, 2007
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  18. Gue

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    RE: im a little disturbed how this post went from

    seems entirely natural to me .....
     
    Guest, Mar 16, 2007
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  19. Gue

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    Cathy

    Happy little soul.</p>

    </p>

    [​IMG]</p>
     
    Guest, Mar 16, 2007
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  20. Jay

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    Not surprised she's got monk on

    If she's just had two cocks up her harris
     
    Jay, Mar 16, 2007
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