FAO Tyketical M'stroke

I don't like pamela anderson

Hello there crystal

 

Isn't your lass that winger from Oldham?

 

RE: Isn't your lass that winger from Oldham?

You've typed "w" when you meant "g".

 

The fact that Crystal is 44DD has no bearing on your comments ?

ff ff ff ff ff ff

 

do I get a discount?

Or can we pay per minute? If thats the case it'll probably only cost me 5p.</p>

Does that mean that people with premature ejaculation are actually in credit?</p>

 

My Lass....

is a natural blonde. there is no ginger anywhere on her and she doesnt look like her brother.

 

either that or

an "i" instead of an "a" and a "g" instead of a "k".

That just got far too complicated to get remotely close to funny.

 

she must have started bleaching the ferret then

 

lol I will now draw your attention to the fact that

I think keira knightley is the perfect woman.</p>

not the best pic but you get the idea lol</p>

[img=http://images.scotsman.com/2005/12/14/14kerb.jpg]</p>

I dont care if you're (Well not you personally kev) are a 30AA or a 46HH, for me personally i dont prefer big or small boobies  Just as long as they are in proportion to the girls frame.</p>

5'1, size 8 with DD is just wrong. As is 6'2, size 18 with AA </p>

If that makes any sense at all, which it wont because i'm a little bit stoopid </p>

 

Surely you don't mean mine ?????

ff ff

 

It was ginger on thursday night

And I have to say that dreamboy is right, she really is a nice lass. I found her to be VERY accomodating</p>

 

Yay!

A 'we've all shagged your lass' thread.

Where's Tyrone?

 

lol i must learn to remember that there are about 5 of you

from now on you're all going to have to change your name. You will become Ethel, laura face of barnsley will become Mildred and the other laura who used to post on here will be known as Eileen. I think that should cover us.</p>

I meant the pics that the club used to use to advertise kits that were to be auctioned off. The model was called laura.</p>

Having said that though, I think your photos from your day as mascot were very good and I remember having a little chuckle to myself while you was playing football on the pitch (have you ever considered replacing marc richards up front?)</p>

 

Well I thought we might as well have one

Which is 1,999 less than she's had.........this year</p>

 

What a brilliant answer

This is my ideal woman :-
<img src ="http://www.flangelog.info/aandng.jpg">
<img src ="http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/images/400/openallhours_1.jpg">
<img src ="http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/images/400/openallhours_3.jpg">
Hubba , hubba (L) (L) (L) (dribble) (dribble) (dribble) (wicked) (wicked) (wicked)

 

I can see why my Dad likes you

You always say the right things to get yourself out of trouble and you do it in a funny way .ff
After I come out of hospital , I won't be able to do any PE for quite some time . Dad says I'll still be a better footballer than Willie Ferry ( whoever he is !! ) .(seestars)

 

Your perfect woman is ronnie barker?

Is there something you would like to share with us?

 

I think...........

ar lass would string me up by the knackers if I suggested that!

Or perhaps just politely decline! ff

 

You're on form today

 

I had some orange pop earlier. It must be the E numbers