fecking train conductor last night

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  1. Wes

    Westie Well-Known Member

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    It get's even better,

    you are a laughing stock!

    Advice, those last 4 pints........ don't have them.
     
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    Oh well - some good news then

    Instead of getting on the next train (which we were on) you decided to go to the pub in Meadowhall instead!
     
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  3. barry

    barry Well-Known Member

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    what his name on here
     
    barry, Aug 9, 2009
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    DJ Fatty Boy Well-Known Member

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    Don't listen to the squares on here

    Very funny story and it sounds like the train conductor was a nob.
     
    DJ Fatty Boy, Aug 9, 2009
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  5. barry

    barry Well-Known Member

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    i knew that can at 7.45 in morning that day werent a good idea. i still think the conductor was a tit n went fecking ott
     
    barry, Aug 9, 2009
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    barry Well-Known Member

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    i knew that can at 7.45 in morning that day werent a good idea. i still think the conductor was a tit n went fecking ott
     
    barry, Aug 9, 2009
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    danny-boy very orignal, it makes me chuckle that you have already spoke to each other on here without realising
     
    Wath Red, Aug 9, 2009
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    train conductor?
     
    Wath Red, Aug 9, 2009
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  9. Walkley_owl

    Walkley_owl Banned Idiot

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    And football fans wonder why they are targetted
     
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    barry Well-Known Member

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    RE: cheers DJ

    .
     
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    barry Well-Known Member

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    ? have we? when?
     
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    barry Well-Known Member

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    targetted for what? a bum slap? if im stood in someones way id expect a tap on shoulder telling/ asking me to move. i only gave him a littliish slap on arse, ive given our lass a harder one n shes like a sack of spuds in bed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    you asked about the championship, he replied saying look at the iplayer
     
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  14. Young Nudger

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    barry....................seems a top bloke to me

    been there and got the T shirt

    Obviously a young guy out to have some fun
    I've had some laughs on trains

    Remember going to Sheffield for a meeting. Colar and tie and breifcase.
    Getting on the train at Sheffield to go back to Wombwell but it was the express straight through to Barnsley
    But the train stopped at lights just beyond Wombwell
    So I jumped off the train. And started walking back to Wombwell station
    Then I heard this thump onto gravel behind me - the foooking train driver had jumped off to try and catch me !!!

    Picture this, me, collar and tie and breif case running through a crowd of people stood on Wombwell train station and the fooking train driver in hot pursuit


    Had other run ins with trains including jumping off a train onto the tracks when the train slowed down in Donny station and being chased over the railway sidings by transport police -
    Got fined for that one
     
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  15. barry

    barry Well-Known Member

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    ha ha ha **** me ive got a mind of a fish, didnt realise that was him
     
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    barry Well-Known Member

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    RE: ha ha thats a better story then mine!!! nt
     
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  17. Walkley_owl

    Walkley_owl Banned Idiot

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    i'm impressed you have a mind
     
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  18. Young Nudger

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    barry.........tha's got to remember this.............some on here have always been OLD

    They have never been a young person that is full of life
     
    Young Nudger, Aug 9, 2009
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    just admit you cannot handle your ale and you like men
     
    Wath Red, Aug 9, 2009
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    barry Well-Known Member

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    RE: barry

    i admit the first one but no way to men love tittys too mucgh!!!!!!!
     
    barry, Aug 9, 2009
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