Finishing uni is crap

My last exam of 2nd year tomorrow...

AtLeeds doing law - criminal law tomorrow for 3 hours, then finished, probably until August when re-sits start...</p>

Worryingly, I can only remember the cases which make me laugh/stick in my mind, like the boy who gets &quot;forcibly buggered&quot; and then laughed at by a 50 year old man, and the boy then kills him with a chapatti pan...</p>

And the case where a man forces his wife to perform sexual acts on the dog...</p>

Even more worryingly, I'm on here when I should be revising...</p>

 

RE: Have a wash, Get a job and

Ha I only ever listened to the Levellers before Uni!</p>

It's not me that needs a wash. it's my mess of a house that needs cleaning. Not going to miss being the only person in the house that ever washed up, fecking lazy housemates!</p>

 

You can justify being on here as

having a break from constant revising!


Be positive you will not need to resit, just don't try to take everything in all at once.

Good Luck.

 

RE: My last exam of 2nd year tomorrow...

Best of luck mate!</p>

Don't get tempted to do what I did when I felt I couldn't remember the studies or anything!</p>

At least nip to the loo if you're gonna cheat! </p>

 

You'd make a rubbish criminal psychologist.

They can tell what colour underpants a serial killer is wearing by the way they stick a screwdriver through someone's skull.
That's a fact.

I once had a psychometric test done.
The results were that I've not got bum AIDS.
Phew.

See a gas giant.
See a dying gas giant that's just spewing billions of tons of material into space.
That's Jay's hair that is.

 

I remember that first case

happened in the curry house after the last BBS night out.

I could name names but ......

 

He did a loving degree at Uni.

Completed many cissytations.

I'm absolutely **** I am.

 

RE: You'd make a rubbish criminal psychologist.

True, and they can tell the type of underpants by the make of screwdriver used.</p>

Those psychometric tests are usually wrong, if I was you I'd get myself re-checked for those pesky bum AIDS. From experience (not of bum AIDS) psychometric tests usually tell you the opposite of the truth, so you're probably dying from those bum AIDS as we speak. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news and all</p>

Could we have a picture of the 'dying gas giant' hair? I'd love to see for myself.</p>

 

I've not got bum AIDS.

I've got a different strain - the monkey bum AIDS.
They've given me a year to live - which is great as I'd planned to kill myself in 6 months.

Analyse that.

Jay's hair is black - so is technically invisible.
It's bigger than EI Addio's bank account x Gord's age x the length of Kyels hampton.

FACT.

 

RE: Have a wash, Get a job and

"the only person in the house that ever washed up"

You're Neil off the Young Ones aren't you?!

 

RE: I've not got bum AIDS.

If I was you I'd consult a new bum AIDS specialist, if he knew anything he would've told you monkey bum AIDS actually makes you a better man. You probably have cool monkey powers. I'd consult the manual. Ask coachman, he could probably help with that

 

RE: Have a wash, Get a job and

I dunno about that, I may be the only one who washes up, but it doesn't happen very often!</p>

Anyway I'm not really a hippy type, besides liking acoustic guitars and copious amounts of drugs..ahem.</p>

 

you're not wrong - but earning money makes up for it nt

 

RE: My last exam of 2nd year tomorrow...

Camplin!

I did Law at A Level and that's the only one I remember!

 

A knew tha'd pipe up!

the buggerer and the buggered...

 

RE: A knew tha'd pipe up!

A dunt know what tha means....

Brought back some memories that did!!

 

you've been molly coddled....

...for 5 years and you now start to talk about facing the real world.

you should have been preparing yersen as soon as you started uni.

vocational learning - that's the future.

 

RE: you've been molly coddled....

It's not so much a case of preparing for the real world, it's more the fact I don't know what I want to do next, mainly because I don't want to do something psychology related. I have a job sorted for as long as I want it, but I want to do something I'll enjoy

 

Happy belated birthday to you .... (bustin) ....Yeah cheating fooker .... ....

I hope all the best for you . And dont never accept second best thats the way to go .... (Y) ....

.... (blaze) ....

 

Cheers Stevie!