Finishing uni is crap

First 40 years is the worst mate nt

 

Bloody hell, wish i could earn a living in a railway book shop

dream come true

 

I would not know

20+ years on and I have never left uni.

The real world has few attractions, for us ivory tower tykes

 

Bit of a train spotter are you?! nt

 

Ditto

Very well put.

 

You could always get a job at a uni

Then you never have to leave

 

R v Brown

have a read of that. makes some of the full ponty's posts look tasteful.

 

Taken from "Free Life", analysing the findings of R v Brown:

It is possible to perform an act of buggery without causing actual bodily harm to the passive party. It requires plenty of lubrication and a caution of movement unnecessary in most vaginal intercourse. In practice, though, I understand that most buggery is attended by actual bodily harm. The delicate lining of the rectum is easily torn, and once torn is easily damaged again by further incursions. So far as such damage is avoidable, it is arguably deliberate. Some damage is not only caused deliberately, but gives pleasure to one or both parties. I quote from a graffito on a toilet wall in Goldsmiths' College:

fecked Adam last night. Made him bleed with joy and ecstasy.

Such buggery is now certainly illegal.

However, even those buggeries not occasioning immediate damage may contribute to damage in the long term. The older medical textbooks refer to a condition known as "funnel-shaped" anus, a smoothing and displacement of the anal sphincter muscles caused by habitual buggery. One homosexual friend of mine - now sadly deceased - had to wear special rubber knickers to hold his buttocks together and so restrain the excrements that would otherwise have dropped freely into his trousers. I understand that many rent boys need eventually to push tampons into their rectums for the same reason.

 

Get yourself off round the world

I remember when everyone was leaving and drifting off when I finished at York. Really strange feeling, very empty and "****, what now?". You know the end is approaching throughout the back end of the final year, but its still a shock when it arrives.
If you don't know what to do yet in terms of work, and you haven't done it already, I would say go travelling. I didn't and still haven't, and really regret it. Mind you, you need a couple of bob to do it I spose.

 

after reading that my daughter will not be consdering..

...Cambridge as an option !!!!(2gay)

 

sounds like

the west stand bogs on match day

 

Good un nt

 

I'd agree with that.

Buy a ticket for somewhere, say Oz, and just see what happens.

 

RE: after reading that my daughter will not be consdering..

I wouldn't worry - I don't think Brown and co would be very interested in her.

 

Only Steam engines

love em