For the first time in years I have seen some.......

Right.

I bet your shed has mucky windows too.

My mate's Mum used to sunbathe semi-naked.
I used to make excuses to pop round there in the summer.
He went and died while we were at school.
The selfish tw4t.

 

RE: Right.

You didn't keep popping round to 'comfort'* her ?

*Walk round with your knob out ?

 

Now I think about it ...

... does Jay keep horses?

It's just that I think the Tongan Rugby team shoe horses & stuff.
Cos I could hear her shouting ''now do my ass''.

I replied to myself.

David Platt x 1.76.

 

Do you think I'm some kind of monster?

No.

I banged his distraught sister instead.

 

I think they keep fowl in sheds with open doorways

Cos I'm sure I heard Frank ask for a **** in every hole.

 

That ...

Is the best piece of useless knowledged I have ever heard ... I shall repeat that one down at the pub to as many people as will listen.

 

What the **** is a Tomato Sausage ?

 

RE: What the **** is a Tomato Sausage ?

I think it's when Jay's had too violent an anal pounding and his harris turns inside out. I may be wrong.

 

RE: What the **** is a Tomato Sausage ?

Pffwaaa...

I've got the giggles now, my colleagues must think I'm a reight spaz!

 

RE: What the **** is a Tomato Sausage ?

pork sausage with a bit of a tomato taste. The ones from Marr farm shop are lovely.

 

RE: What the **** is a Tomato Sausage ?

Soz mate.

 

You want to come to one of my lecturers

They are full of such gems!!

 

or even lectures

 

You and Ponty

Obsessed. Absolutely obsessed.

 

RE: You and Ponty

Desperate Housewives.

You watch that voluntarily ? Thus anything you say is null & void. Mr TV Quick.

 

Yes. I think they must manufacture novelty food items.

As I heard Frank telling them to form a train out of gravy.

 

Jay is a 'desperate househusband'.

Frank is the only person in their office who works late every night.
And all weekend.

Nevermind.
At least homoflair keeps the house tidy.

 

RE: Jay is a 'desperate househusband'.

He doesn't do much outside. The neighbours can't be happy. Their front garden has old prams and all sorts in it. The local ruffians were skinning up on the poorly maintained lawn. Poor Frank grafts all day then home to that.

 

Let me let you into a secret

teri hatcher has appeared naked. More than once.

 

RE: Let me let you into a secret

What time's it on ? I'll DVD record it on my new recordable DVD and new LCD tellymachine. With a recordable DVD.