Reminds me of old Mr Green in hospital He is laid in bed and as a young nurse comes by he shouts, nurse is my testicles red. She examines them and says nothing wrong Mr Green nice pink colour. A few minutes later another young nurse walks by and he shouts Nurse is my testicles red. She undo,s his pyjamas and checks them and says nothing wrong Mr Green nice pink colour. A few minutes later he shouts again to a young nurse, but the Sister is at the bed next to him. She says Mr Green , how many times have I told you, put your false teeth in so we can understand you. He pops his false teeth in and shouts to the young nurse, "Nurse is my test results ready".