Dunno Was she a toothsome member of the aristocracy? If so and you can pass me video footage then I'd say yes. In fact pass me footage of any sexual perversion and I'll say yes.. to pretty much anything.
You & Scarthy sitting in a tree. Two landladies spring to mind - the one with the dog & another who used to let the "late drinkers" form a gravy train through her when her husband was at the races. I've had the footage re-mastered in Rexvision. It's still a bit ruff, though you'd be barking to miss it. Blackadder's right. I'm the least funny thing in the world.
You make me sick. She actually got reported for it. Have that. I've done some dogs in my time - but I've never been done by one. Have you told Crystal you lost your job six months ago yet? When she finds out that you spend every "night shift" dogging at Hartshead Moor ... then you'll be in for a right Tiramisu'ing. Your Spearmint Rhino season ticket form has arrived then?
Yes. You think I'm funny 'cos you've seen my face. That's cruel. Laughing at the disabled, like Dirk, isn't big or clever. I hope you'll take a sheath from my book & have long hard look at your shelf.
I can see the headlines now: "Hartog in Rent Boy Dwarf loving 2 minutes from TARN horror". I once paid twenty pounds sterling in Hamsterjam to see some bloke knocking the back out of some bint in a bar. Luckily I was steaming drunk/stoned - so I was just sat there giggling like a nine year old schoolboy. I really would like to know why Hartog paid to see ****.
Depends. I'd pay money to see a **** that looked like a carrot, or summat. Were you at Le Chambre with Kev?