from The Mirror

RE: 5 things I learnt from our trip

Lilac dashboard lights? My guess is VW.

This could be a regular feature. Name the car from some random feature.
I might contact challenge tv. They will show owt.

 

RE: 5 things I learnt from our trip

They're blue ! Man blue.

Damn Jay and his camp interpretation of colours. The chain smoking git.

 

Oh aye.

Thanks for the match update.
You set of cnuts.

I'm glad we lost - just so you had a fruitless trip.
You set of cnuts.
cnuts - one & all.
Set.
Of.
cnuts.

 

RE: Oh aye.

Sorry, but I don't see why True Supporters should give part timers like you free updates. Sign up to Barnsley World or get a Sky subscription. Pah.

 

Yes.

The next time I'm at Bradford, Yeovil etc ... my phone will be well & truely switched off.

You are a bunch of cnuts - all of you.
cnuts, cnuts, cnuts.
I really do resign from your pathetic little 'set' this time.
You cnuts.
Complete cnuts.
cnuts.

 

RE: Yes.

Did you go to Yeovil ?

 

Yes I did.

You lovely person.

And your cnuty 'mates'.
Bunch of cnuts - the lot of you.

How fit was floppy flaps?

 

RE: Yes I did.

I didn't set eyes upon her. TM made me stop in the car as he didn't want her getting frottered.

Jay however, jumped out of the car whilst it was still moving to grab a view at her and her 'French' * mate.

* She sounded 'foreign' apparently.

 

plenty fit enough for TM

Tall, blonde, with a sort of educated look about her. Looks must be deceiving like as she is with TM.

 

Eyup.

She sounds like Sylvia Saint in that one where she is wearing glasses & gets scuttled over the office furniture.

'Sounded foreign', eh.

Has he bought himself a thai bride / husband?

 

Her mate sounded foreign not her

And I could have got that totally wrong

 

That's what I meant.

He's got himself a 'bird' (Steffi limp lips) ... and a 'housekeeper' / bride / rented shagpiece / ladyboy.

I bet she's from Stafford or summat - you lovely person.

 

RE: That's what I meant.

How did you do in the spacker tournament?

 

Not reyt good.

Like Jay when confronted with chavs - we were knocked out early.

I have burns on my knees.
Not 'Jacob'.
Or 'carpet'.

Oh aye.