From The Star - break in the Lakes

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  1. Owe

    Owen Blackadder New Member

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    Wonder if Coachman was watching training yesterday?

    He could tell us whothe guy was training on his own. At least he wouldn't have been able to play head tennis!
     
    Owen Blackadder, Mar 20, 2007
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    Good Stuff

    Shame they couldn't splash out a little cash for a night in Plymouth as well!!
     
    Matt, Mar 20, 2007
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  3. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    I hope there is a canteen.

    I'll be taking my own 16" plate.
    Tea or coffee, tea or coffee?

    The farmer has just sent me digital versions of my Oakwell AM performance.
    I'll send you the best bits later.

    Get in.
     
    The Full Ponty, Mar 20, 2007
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  4. Gue

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    RE: I hope there is a canteen.

    I need the shaky camera pics from when The Farmer was helping his mate out/in.
     
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  5. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    Consider it done.

    I'll send it in, sorry, send it on when I get it.

    SM's anger when the 4th goal went in was very funny.
    I bet he's a wife beater & that.

    It's the first day of spring today.
    Hooooraaayyyyy.
     
    The Full Ponty, Mar 20, 2007
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  6. Gue

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    You never came and said hello

    I was heartbroken.

    Ah well, back to MSN...
     
    Guest, Mar 20, 2007
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  7. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    I tried ...

    ... but you were too busy being loved by Ali Bongo.
    That - and the fact that I don't like you very much.

    Good luck with that, chubby.
     
    The Full Ponty, Mar 20, 2007
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  8. Gue

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    You love me

    AliTyke told me that.

    Feel free to come and say hello at Ipswich. I'll be waiting for you.
     
    Guest, Mar 20, 2007
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    That's like rewarding a Dog after he just took a big dump on your carpet

    What is going on?

    Mauled at Coventry, i dont know about a break in the lakes. They need to get on the training pitch.

    Ever yours,

    Poet
     
    Poet, Mar 20, 2007
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  10. Gue

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    RE: Consider it done.

    Drove home at 135mph. </p>

    By the time of the 4th goal I was anaesthetised to it all.</p>
     
    Guest, Mar 20, 2007
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  11. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    My ratings for the game:

    SM : 8 ... very entertaining - thought his head was going to explode when the 4th went in ... "It's all that Paul Reids fault", "Your ****, Reid, ****" & "Get that number 4 held up".
    Farmer : 6 ... his best action was purchasing the Aero hot chocolate, which was very nice indeed.
    Hartog : 3 ... cross armed dwarf freak.

    It's a Mexican wave.
    Our fans are joining in ... oh, no they're not - we've scored.
    How very interesting.
    Are we going now?
     
    The Full Ponty, Mar 20, 2007
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    If my gaffer made me go to the lakes.....

    ....... at this time of year, when it's bloody freezing, I'd see it as a punishment rather than a reward!
     
    The Albatross, Mar 20, 2007
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  13. Gue

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    RE: My ratings for the game:

    Barmaid ..6. Would have been an 8 but she couldn't possibly lift her head up for fellating fun with those earrings.
     
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  14. The Full Ponty

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    RE: My ratings for the game:

    Revvie P - 2 ... looks like Eckersley in 30 years time, when his eyes have failed him & his mates are all ugly.

    Wimpey 1/2lb burger.
    On a brown bun.

    Highlight of the day by a mile.
     
    The Full Ponty, Mar 20, 2007
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  15. Gue

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    RE: My ratings for the game:

    That and the free beer from the backpacks.</p>

    Nice Stadium, as inaccesible as The Bescott though. Where we'll be revisiting next year.</p>
     
    Guest, Mar 20, 2007
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  16. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    RE: My ratings for the game:

    The Bestall Stadium?
    Erected on ground he doesn't own for a team that doesn't exist.
    Oh aye.

    If you filled a room full of Monkeys, in front of pianos, for 1,000 years ... eventually they'd get less than 0.83ppg.

    FACT.
     
    The Full Ponty, Mar 20, 2007
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    Bloody Nora, he's finally lost the plot!</p>

    Gerrimoff! </p>

    :D </p>
     
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  18. Che

    Chef Tyke Well-Known Member

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    good stuff

    nt
     
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    Clay pigeon shooting and archery! What's that got to do with

    football. They should be knuckling down to practice, practice, practice, it's a disgrace! The players just aren't being coached as they should be.</p>

    Playing paintball? We've a cowboy as amanager now!</p>
     
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