general claim to fames

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  1. CelebrityMonkey

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    I have met Brian Joicey's wife ( nearly)
     
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  2. bar

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    i was once on animal magic /

    had an audition for countdown and 15 to 1
     
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    In a past life, I was Floella Benjamin's cat

    I died due to severe internal bleeding.
     
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    LOL a photo

    Cos when you see him on tele every day you might forget what he looks like.
     
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    I was offered a job at Buckingham Palace but turned it down!

    David Beckham once bought me a drink after one of his lads had knocked my first one over.
    Dave Grohl personally offered me tickets to a Foo Fighters gig in Sydney Australia.
    I appeared on TVAM once, and was interviewed by a very Swedish sounding Ulrika.
     
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    Refereed a match at Twickenham / scored at Scnuthorpe

    pre match warm up game ahead of the England - Scotland International... to this day it is the only match I have refereed!

    Scored in a fundraising match at Scnuthorpe - I was the only woman on the pitch & got the use of the referees room & its facilities.
     
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    Is it true?

    Did "she" have a ****? :D
     
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  8. Gue

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    RE: Refereed a match at Twickenham / scored at Scnuthorpe

    You got use of the referee and his facilities ? Dirrrrrty.
     
    Guest, Dec 18, 2008
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  9. fir

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    Behave

    The ref was in with the players. i was most definitely on my own - I know that because I checked several times before "pinchin" some Second skin blister plasters for my feet! :eek:
     
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  10. Bluebird

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    Told Joe Calzaghe I'd drop him

    ...if he didn't get out of my seat!

    He had a bit of back up with him as well - Nicky Piper, Steve Robinson & Robbie Reagan - they fell about laughing as Joe got up & moved.

    Phew, that could have ended in tears

    :D
     
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    LOL Jeff. Where and when did that happen? I should have told Ricky Hatton i'd drop him lol.
     
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    Re: i met hatton in lacorum

    n thought it wud be funny to shake his hand and see how long i could carry on shaking it until he let go (i was bladdered n thought it was funny) lasted about 2 mins until he realised what i was trying to do n then gave me the death stare n squeezed my hand til i had to let go else wud have broke my fingers
     
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    At Ninian Park.

    City were playing Man Utd in a testimonial game a few years back & I used to sit in the Directors Box.

    Went on the razz with both sets of players after the game until stupid o'clock.
     
    Bluebird, Dec 18, 2008
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  14. Spe

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    Bono once winked at me in Manchester Airport

    I was sat in departures at stupid o clock when this guy walked past I said "all right"...he winked at me....it was Bono....!!!
     
    Spectemur Agendo, Dec 18, 2008
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    i played keepy uppy with kayode odejayi in the academy last season haha
     
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  16. Sup

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    how long did that take? 1 second or 2?

    I heard that odejayi was the inspiration for the peter kay 'ave it' advert
     
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  17. Sta

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    It is true

    That I had my hand between her legs. As far as I remember she had several cocks under her command at that time.
     
    Stahlrost, Dec 18, 2008
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  18. Sta

    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    Queen

    Not them, her.
     
    Stahlrost, Dec 18, 2008
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  19. Mrs

    MrsHallsToffeerolls Well-Known Member

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    What did you do with your hands? nt
     
    MrsHallsToffeerolls, Dec 18, 2008
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  20. Sta

    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    Good question...

    Wasn't allowed to put them in my pockets. Was told to keep my hands at my sides, and not to offer to shake hands only to respond if offered.

    I was dying to put some jam on my hands so it would get on those white gloves, but I chickened out, as usual.
     
    Stahlrost, Dec 18, 2008
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