general claim to fames

RE: I was offered a job at Buckingham Palace but turned it down!

Good stuff.

What was the job in Buckingham Palace.

 

Appointed Hon. Consul

in Port Harcourt in the short lived Republic of Biafra. Met the late Queen Mum on a couple of occasions in SW France. Have also attended diplomatic cocktail parties in Africa and the M.E. to 'welcome amonst others, Edward Heath, Haile Selasie, Felix Houphouet-Boigny (then president of Ivory Coast) Sultan Qaboos of Oman, Princess Ashraf (twin sister of the late Shah of Iran) etc. One of the perks, if you could call it that, of being a senior manager in the oil industry in the mid-60s to 70s.

 

Kirsty Gallagher's ass..felt great!

 

Kirsty Gallagher's ass

it felt great!

 

You got a video of that??

 

Knocked over Richard Whiteley

with a cage full of magazines whilst working for W H Smith at Leeds station.


Also once appeared on Blockbusters and was mascot for the Reds in 1990 so got to meet Steve Agnew.

 

Sat on next table to Jim Rozenthal in a resteraunt in Melbourne.
Saw Kevin Pietersen in the Sydney airport.

Went out for a meal on Sunday and Dickie Bird was on another table lol.

 

shagged Elaine Page

well my mate Dave Hart did, one night stand as well. I always thought "what a splendid claim to fame that is, well done David".

 

Sounds like you did better than my mate

A low level drug supplier from North London, but good at pub quizzes, got on.

Occupaton "Gardener" (yeah right), first question was, unbelievably, a gardening one, he got it wrong, you are the weakest link, goodbye!

Kept us amused for a week or two afterwards

 

Once had a pee, while.....

....ogling Princess Diana.

From a safe distance, mind.

 

Ulrika Johnson once sat on my knee

And the photo appeared in the Sun the next day.

 

Lead singer with rubbish band

played hundreds of gigs in front of mostly the same idiots. Once played in front of a couple of hundred "satisfied" punters in varying states of undress(me that is). Sang a song at a large Barnsley venue whilst having a piss in the bogs.

Once was met a "disguised" Bono and wife in Dublin

Bumped into "Jimmy" off emmerdale in a plush l**ds restaurant and at a recent Fall gig.

One of my mates met prince charles

So, nowt remarkable.

 

Rubbish singer with leading band

Not really, just couldn't resist it

 

tHEREI S A NAME FOR THESE THINGS

its called claim to lame.
mine is that i was on calendar on my birthday from leeds festival this year

 

THAT curry.</p>

I co-authored a book, and I'm writing my 2nd now.
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Made a cup of tea for this fella and put some snot in it

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Stephen Houghton of london's burning fame.</p>

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On a similar note my mate has made Dicky Bird a cup of tea and wiped his tail around the rim of the cup before giving it to him. And he wore dickies coat too. I have the pictures and the vid if anyones interested.</p>

 

ur mate sounds like a class a wankfest

 

Are you DIcky bird? nt

 

that long haired guy from Reef once got me a can of stella backstage at a gig...

these are em....Wolves fans but top blokes....apart from the drummer who was up his own arse....

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HdcHv4o2dEQ

 

Went to Paul Hudson the weathermans house:but

Went to Paul Hudson the weathermans house a couple of years ago,(near Leeds)doing a freebie,on the way back the cam belt went on my van,cost me a grand,seemed like a nice guy though,spent ages talking about the fall and fall of Bradford City.