It brings back memories to years ago at my local working mans club. They always had an OAP Christmas party with a sit down meal,drink tokens and gift and entertainment.One year it was a young Billy Pearce. Anyway the compare (committee man) said I've got a fiver here for the oldest person in the club.Well it didn't half cause a rumpus.3/4 putting there hands up claiming to be 80/85 etc only to be shot down by there competitors with cries of "i'm older than thee" "no tha not I was int class above thee at school" " no tha werent" etc.It went on for ages I think in the end those arguing all got a fiver. As for the entertainment,not a patch on the fight for a fiver.
You know your getting old when... insert example here. I came out of the supermarket the other day, and walked up to the wrong car lol, it looked similar to mine. Thankfully nobody noticed.