Got one of those random "get to know your mates better" e mails today anyone want a go?!!

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  1. JLWBigLil

    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    Has your best mate

    Got better breasts than Gladys ????? :eek:
     
    JLWBigLil, Mar 21, 2008
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  2. Sta

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    Ok here does

    1. Snog your best mate (of same gender), or a tramp like person with b.o.?
    Errrrr..... not really although I once got cuddled by a mate when I saved a penalty in a cup final. No tongues though.

    2. Ever wished you'd worn better underpants?
    Well not "better" but "some" when I had a plastic ligament in my right knee. In hospital the gave me some paper ones which I declined. When the doc started janking my leg about I wished I'd have said "yes"

    3. Most unusual place to have had a sexual encounter.
    Easy. A lifeboat.

    4. Which celebrity do you fantasise about?
    Natasha Kaplinski or whatever her name is

    5. Ever been so drunk that you have slept outside all night?
    Aye on Wednesday. Got my tickets though.

    6. Worst thing you've said to a partner during sex?
    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    7. Most embarrassing thing done whilst drunk
    Falling asleep while involved in (6) above

    8. Ever been in love with 2 people at the same time?
    Ha ha loads of times e.g Ronnie Glavin and Allan Clarke

    9. Caught in the act?
    In a portacabin in Scotland outside a hotel with my girlfriend. Her "other" boyfriend turned up with flowers and bottle of champagne. Between us we then re-arranged the furniture.

    10. Best "exit" having woken up from a one night stand.
    You don't waste time by sleeping on a one night stand
     
    Stahlrost, Mar 21, 2008
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  3. fir

    fired Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    No idea

    She is my best mate. Probably the nicest person alive. One or two people on this board may well meet her tomorrow. I hope that her finer qualities are noticed ahead of her breasts.
     
    fired, Mar 21, 2008
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  4. Sta

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    Can't wait! nt
     
    Stahlrost, Mar 21, 2008
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    RE: Can't wait! nt

    Oh God.... ever wish you'd said NOWT.
     
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  6. Sta

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    Thank God

    That you can't make time go backwards.

    Hee hee hee hee better get my beauty sleep :D :D
     
    Stahlrost, Mar 21, 2008
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  7. fir

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    Well

    Before you get too excited.... Her husband might be coming!!! That should stop all "breast watching" !! :D :)
     
    fired, Mar 21, 2008
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  8. Sta

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    Might be Coming......

    Very interesting. Mind is boggling as I type.
     
    Stahlrost, Mar 21, 2008
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    RE: Might be Coming......

    Ah well sweet dreams. :$
     
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    1. No

    2. No

    3. Either Car Bonnett Or Bus Shelter In Blackpool

    4. Wouldnt That Make Me A Stalker?? Ok Then Jennifer Aniston & Cerys Matthews

    5. Not Quite All Night, Bathroom Floor Yes

    6. Can I **** You In The Arse

    7. Been Sick On A Lass During Sex

    8. No

    9. Yes

    10. Made Myself A Cuppa Without Waking Her And Fecked Off Still Got The Cup An'all
     
    Eaststand Lower, Mar 22, 2008
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