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  1. Gue

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    RE: Is that the IOW version of the Barnsley Swallow?

    "I've got 'WAR' tattooed on my left hand, I've got 'PEACE' tattooed on my right hand and I've got 'THE BROTHERS KARAMAZOV' tattooed down me spine."
     
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  2. Isl

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    RE: You Sir, are hired

    Dirk you're obviously more skilled then I, that's a great spot.

    Resources = assets

    so you can probably get some breast and arse shots legally, by bluffing the candidate with the line "I need some photo's of your human resources" or something.
     
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    Instead of "love" and "hate"

    Hartog has &quot;meat&quot; and &quot;taty&quot; tattooed on his knuckles.</p>
     
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  4. Gue

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    RE: You Sir, are hired

    Some skilled questioning will convince her that her boyfriend is an immature jerk and older blokes are where it's at.
     
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    RE: Is that the IOW version of the Barnsley Swallow?

    I always thought Waren Peace was a hells angel or something, so I had that done as well. I have to use pink tippex on 2 of my knuckles now or people think I'm thick and that.
     
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  6. Gue

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    RE: Instead of "love" and "hate"

    And 'Beef Stroganoff served with Chateau Roque le Mayne' tattoeed on my (flacid) ****.
     
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  7. Gue

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    Takes some very skilled questioning

    to convince her that older, fatter and sweatier blokes are best mind
     
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  8. Gue

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    RE: Takes some very skilled questioning

    Trust me.</p>

    Mind, 1989 ? She'll not have hair on it yet. </p>
     
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    RE: Takes some very skilled questioning

    On the plus side, you'll be able to chat about what's happening on Grange Hill these days.
     
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  10. Gue

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    RE: Takes some very skilled questioning

    What do 16 year olds like ?</p>



    Other than those from Wombwell and Athersley that like glue and having kids.</p>
     
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    RE: Takes some very skilled questioning

    New Kids on the Block I think and dressing up in their mums clothes.
     
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  12. Gue

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    RE: Takes some very skilled questioning

    Is Saturday Swapshop still going ?
     
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    RE: Takes some very skilled questioning

    Don't be so naive IOWT. They like the Backstreet Boys and trying on make up.
     
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    RE: Takes some very skilled questioning

    I think so. Scarfy should wear a bright, thick sweater, to show he's down with the youth and that.

    And maybe interrupt the interview to feed his tamagochi thing. Show his caring side.
     
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    RE: Takes some very skilled questioning

    I'm not going to argue Oxford, these crazes move so fast nowadays. Have they stopped drawing those 'chad' things on their pencil cases yet?

    With "wot no homework" under it.
     
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    RE: Takes some very skilled questioning

    I'm a bit of a fraud as I'm somewhat of a young'un myself. I think I've aged 10 years since leaving University though...buying 'comfortable shoes' and the like.

    www.playgroundlaw.com - Still the best website ever made. Apart from this one of course.
     
    Oxford Red, Apr 12, 2006
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  17. Gue

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    Grange Hill is a bit like masturbation though

    In that its not quite as interesting as it was when you were 14
     
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  18. Gue

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    ** TEE HEE** etc
     
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