I don't have any guilty pleasures because I'm my own person and I don't feel the need to justify any of my pleasures to anyone. How's that for a grumpy b*stard-esque answer?
1. Abba 2. Eurovision 3. Jedward 4. TOWIE 5. Cheesy party music e.g. Black Lace Probably loads more but can't think of them at minute.
1. The blonde one from Abba* 2. Yes, Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodles, made extra watery so there's a nice hot drink at the end 3. Fray Bentos tinned pies 4. Hackett era Genesis * Can't remember whether it's Bjorn or Benny....
Sometimes when I'm in WH Smiths I take a sneaky look through The Railway Magazine. Obviously I put it inside a copy of Nuts first - I don't want people to think I'm some sort of weirdo or owt like that