Guy in front of me last night...

RE: but we're NOT gonna get promoted...

Never thought of it like that. I'm not saying we shall get promoted but it just seemed like a strange thing to say after only two games.

 

RE: Get orrrffff moy laaaarnd ...

Carole Spackyback has to take the work where she can get it I suppose.

He is having electricity fitted in the barns.
'Is that so he can light the stables on an evening' I ask you say.
No - it's so his mate can set up the camera's & lights.

I kid you not.

 

RE: Get orrrffff moy laaaarnd ...

certainly wasn't Carole, 5 times the size. There's a naked jogger who runs round there at lunchtime too. A woman like.

 

I knew what you meant..apologies!

you meant that we're not out of it yet. I just decided to be a cheeky monkey.

Besides, I said something awfully the same last nite myself, albeit tongue in cheek. Did the bloke you heard have a north-eastern accent?

But I've said elsewhere, we'll do well if it doesn't rain all season. ie, there is FA chance of that happening!

 

RE: Get orrrffff moy laaaarnd ...

5 times the size of Carole?
Jesus.
She must have been a hundred tonnes.

I can't jog naked.
I'd have my own eye out.
With my droopy tits.

The Farmers mate, James, has his own business.
He basically takes his bints to events where they get their babs out ... then he nails some of them ... then he takes photo's of others.
The downside to his occupation is that he gets into lap dancing clubs & stuff for free.
What a terrible life.
The *******.

 

RE: I knew what you meant..apologies!

It wasn't you - he was far too good looking! I do know who you are btw. I may say hello at Colchester if I feel brave enough.