Had my car broken into during the night

Quite.

Let our gallant boys in blue sort it out. I'm sure they'd have been there in a jiffy.

 

coming in a condom? load of ****

 

You're not the real Windy! nt

 

RE: When I lived in town..

EE by gum enjoyed that
if you know Hoyland Common
the road going to Birdwell
it was late at night the war over the traffic lights on at allots corner
me and my mate were accosted by two thugs
they turned us over
as i lay there i could see them at allots corner crossing the road
mr I i was at my full height of 5 ft
i ran at them and i could run fast
i bumped into them and sent them flying
then i broke the Record to birdwell
45 seconds it took me