Seems like Everton are all over the Turkish implant: Whenever you think of Everton, your mind immediately gravitates towards thoughts of Thomas Gravesen, Lee Carsley and Andy Johnson. Therefore it makes obvious sense they would team up with Turkish outfit and “top-tier industry professionals”, Vera Clinic as their first Official Hair Transplant Partner. One in the eye for those Old Trafford suits and then some. Vera, the club declares, “will be visible around Goodison Park on a matchday”, allowing fans to contemplate whether a new top knot will boost their confidence while witnessing their latest on-pitch travails. “We are proud to be the Official Hair Transplant Partner of a well-established and strong team like Everton,” blurted board member Kazim Sipahi. “The reason behind our success in the hair transplant sector in Turkey is that we attach great importance to teamwork. Likewise, any success in football has to come from teamwork.” With that kind of synergy, what can go wrong?