Happy Birthday to you, Your jacket was poo, You've loved Johnny Coachman, And you've smoked him off too. Happy Bithday to you, I went to the zoo, I saw a Bald Eagle, And it looked just like you. Happy Birthday big lad.
RE: ballax thee nt Happy Birhday to you, From Dangermouse too, You remind me of Penfold, And you look like a shrew. Happy Birthday to you, I hear you have got flu, So for this evenings "tipple", Try a bottle of 1991 Chateaux Yquem Sauternes or a 2002 Hungarian Tojaki - although if you're not into your sweet whites I'd consider a decent Claret - possibly a right bank red from the late 90's.
39? Ballax. You're 55 if you're a day. You look like the old inventor bloke off Futurama. This geezer: http://re3.mm-a2.yimg.com/image/2327878609 Have that.