Happy Birthday Tyketical M'stroke

RE: All Barnsley Fans

Please read my post above.

 

RE: I'll take your neet arrt in Baaarnsli ...

I've shagged her.

 

You share a birthday with one of Barnsley's finest sons

 

They didn't ask for a card, no.
To be fair - apart from the Staropramen on draught, I thought it was a bit w4nky.

I was going to do a big **** in my hand & rub it all over the bog walls.
I could simply claim I was joining in with the existing scheme.

Bears.
Bungalows.
Kinell fire.

Just a quick tip for you:
When calling one of the lads who refused to come out at 4:01am (to take the piss) ... please ensure that you select the correct name on your phone.
It seems I've left a very confusing song on the answer machine of one of our packaging suppliers.
Get in.

 

Who?

The bear or the bungalow?
To be fair - you've nailed plenty with nowt upstairs.
And some hairy feckers.
Probably.

I need to grow up.

 

Sad

 

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Bird with the tits

It's a pre-requisite that all my taxi ride home friends are not blessed in the brains dept.

 

Re: Getting old sucks.

But it is better than the alternative (dancin)

 

I've noticed that he had the same dob before. There's a really good biography of him, can't remember the author, recounting the whole £29,999 transfer saga and all that stuff...

 

Thank you everyone.

 

Maybe you're the reincarnation of Tommy Taylor!

The crap at football version.

 

Many happy returns. Card's in the post. To your mam obv.

 

Hehehe.