Happy Friday

and by complicated

I mean when my urge to answer every question becomes tedius.

This is my first press conference by the way.

erm... yes the fat bald guy, taking B*ll*cks.... batdance you ask? Don't be ridiculous.

 

But I've seen you do the Batdance.

It was class.
You were doing the forked fingers by the eyes business.
That's where Travolta got it from for Pulp Fiction.

Can you help Dirk?
It seems someone has stolen his morals.
I bet it's The Riddler.

 

RE: But I've seen you do the Batdance.

I'm a ninja, not a social worker.

 

Can I be your new crime fighting partner...

Bobbins

Batman and Bobbins take on the world.

 

RE: Can I be your new crime fighting partner...

it's between you and tfp. First come, first served basis. No doubt Dirk has the biscuits.

I going to leave the room for a bit.

 

Ninja?

Bluce Wayne?

Okay then.
Someone has pinched his legs - I think it may have been the bloke with two faces whose name I can't remember.

Right.
He has two faces.
Let me think.
Nope - can't remember his name.
I think it might have been Derek.

 

I don't want it.

I've signed up to the Supergran Franchise.
I get my own trolley & piss bag.
It's brilliant.

Good luck Jay.