Got a dinner to go to in Wakey tomorrow night. Getting picked up at8.30am saturday and driven down to bristol
There is more chance of Rachel Stevens turning up here in bondage gear... ...than me getting out of here before 5pm.</p> The place where I work is a joke</p> 3 people haven't turned in, one daft bint has just gone home with "flu", stinking of booze, and I am stuck here for the rest of the day covering the phones.</p> I hope you all enjoy your festive booze up- you f_cukers</p> </p>
The police need to ring you And tell you that your house alarm is going off andit looks like there's been a forced entry.</p> *cough* Evenin'all.</p>
The office gets shut if they do </p> Today my company consists of 3 "Directors", one office manager and me. You don't need a degree in astrophysics to work out that the 4 "management" will be disappearing for the afternoon on "business", which of course will consist of a small pasta starter, Veal Milanese and 18 bottles of chianti.</p> I'm getting some strippers from the Axe round here this afternoon, nobody will be any the wiser but at least I'll have a smile on mi face.</p>
Well I suppose we better have a couple for you then!!! You could always meet us in your lunch hour (or will it be 5 minutes today)!!
We can divert our switchboard to a mobile not that we will be doing that when we all go down the pub this lunchtime for a few hours oh no..... Works well as the entire office will be there so we just pass it round as required. For you its even better - all you need to say is "He is not in this afternoon can I take a message"
Tim, do not miss the train tomorrow morning. remember 10.10 from Southampton, 10.20 from Romsey. I am on the pop this afternoon. Students broke up last Friday, admin staff break up today. see you tomorrow
I'll be fine Paul. I'll just keep drinking all day and night. At least you'll wake me up on the way back tomorrow so I won't end up with another £100 cab bill