Has our match report gone from the official site?

Conlon's header end of 1st half

1-1 at half time, second half wouldve been different.

still waiting for that Richards last minute winner btw.

3 games, no goals.

 

Last weeks report at M K Dons

just as bad imho

 

To be fair ...

... I can't judge Richards - as his performances have been similar to my foreplay ... they only last 2 minutes & involve a bit of thrashing about.

Quiz question:
Which Barnsley player was the first in the dressing room on Setdi prior to the match?
Reid was second in there.

 

After Austin and Kay

my guess is Hassell, the narrow backed b.astard.

 

That's a stunning question, thanks

Got any others of the same 'elk'?

Which Barnsley player wore brown socks last setdi?
Which Barnsley player had eggs on toast last week?

You f*cking idiot.

 

He he he ...

... I thought you might jump on that one.
It was Kay, by the way.
First in & said hello to all the annoying party who were wandering round poking Conlon's boots & Robbie's shirt.

The West stand is a bit on the knackered side.
Maybe a local non-league club might buy us a new one?

 

RE: He he he ...

Did they let you in the boardroom?

 

Aye, come on

Who did you meet? Or meat?

 

RE: Aye, come on

Met a fair few players & most of the board.
Had a nice wander through the old boardroom ... and a gander in the magnificent trophy cabinet.
Sat in the dug out & pointed at players who didn't exist.
Had a wander through both the old & new dressing rooms ... then did a short work out in the 'warm up' area.

Had a **** in the away team bog.

Class.

 

RE: Aye, come on

Do we have a new boardroom then? Coz the last one was a right shed. Good snap tho'

 

Same old one.

New carpet & wood on walls.
I think the little dining room at the end has had a 'changing rooms' style make over too.
The fat Ali G geezer gave us the tour ... he's a nice bloke - but he had blood pouring from his ear - if he'd have been a player they'd have made him change his shirt ... which I'm glad he didn't as I'm not really into man-mammaries.

Frickleys was better.

 

RE: Same old one.

Do you mean someone stopped you troffing all the battenburg? Was becks in the changing room then, physio table, legz akimbo?

 

RE: Same old one.

Fiery Jack ?

 

Pfffffff.

We haven't even bought David Beckham.

There were biscuits in the boardroom.
I didn't wipe bogies on many of them.

 

RE: Same old one.

Deep heat

 

RE: Same old one.

Chilli & Ginger rub.

Mainly for pork.