Honey, I'm home...............

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  1. JLWBigLil

    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    LOL

    Think I prefer the beer and wine options, I'm not too keen on fizzy pop. Give me ice-cold water anytime.
     
  2. JLWBigLil

    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    Red Wine

    I wouldn't get a look in with you, dad and the tablecloth!

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  3. Farnham_Red

    Farnham_Red Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    Does it hurt when you laugh

    Not taking any chances so I will go with a low risk attempt at humour

    A family are sitting down to dinner with their guests mr and mrs Smith and the mum asks her young 6 year old daughter to say grace
    "but mummy I dont know how to do it" she says.
    Just say what you've heard your dad say - says mum
    girl bows her head close her eyes and says

    "Dear God! why the hell did you invite The Smiths again!!"

    or

    A vulture attempts to go through airport security carrying 2 dead rabbits
    Sorry says the security guard - government regulations permit only one carrion per passanger
     
  4. Gue

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    herro, raula nt
     
  5. Farnham_Red

    Farnham_Red Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    Yay

    I was right with you on the beer and wine - you lost me with the water bit though
     
  6. Gue

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    hmmmm. I'rr tly that again...

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    I seem to be having keyboald probrems. Whatever. It's nice to know that you are alound and contlorring the game.</p>

    Have a good weekend, Raula</p>

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    Mick</p>
     
  7. JLWBigLil

    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    Thanks.

    Hope you get your keyboard fixed soon!
    :D

    How are the horses doing?
     
  8. Ome

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    hehe - dude has someone switched your l's and r's round!

    well funny. Ave you got a virus or summert?
     

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