I certainly know the procedure. Your sister will remember when I carried a litre of red wine up a mountain only to watch while she and my ex-wife drank most of it. Will be doing the same on Sat but this time it's all mine!
I think there could be a post match de brief in Huddersfield somewhere. I might not feel like heading home. With any luck I might not be welcome at home for a day or two.
Oh dear never thought of that. If we stay up and the Fowls go down! Sadly I won't live long enough to enjoy it if it happens, but it will be fun in your house if it does.
I know Northern Rail are really, really ***** but if they get this wrong on saturday they'll go even further down in my estimations. Just have 3/4 carridges on every train to Huddersfield. Int hard.
So basically to avoid them get a train to Berry Brow or Lockwood and bus it into centre of Huddersfield with regular buses every ten minutes or so.
That was my plan. Though I'm hoping that travelling with my sister we could easily pose as shoppers with the misfortune to be on a train with Barnsley riff raff, and sneakily nip out of the escort.... I do actually need some new shoes....