How do you keep cats off your garden?

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  1. pau

    paul.d Well-Known Member

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    RE: They're just too intelligent for you

    you forgot the "vicious" bit
     
    paul.d, Jul 17, 2006
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  2. Gue

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    RE: they kill vermin-mice,rats etc nt

    and let's face it, the things they drag in are more attractive than the things Dirk drags in. And probably more alive.
     
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    Cambridge Red Well-Known Member

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    Cats are friendly? Pah

    They're workshy scroungers. If cats were people they'd be the ones that were permenantly on the dole, and complaining that the state owes them more. </p>



    People that would make perfect cats.</p>

    1. That guy on eastenders who has the remote strapped to the chair arm.  [and the chair strapped to his lardy a*se].</p>

    2. Honslow,  hyacinth bouquet's brother in law</p>
     
    Cambridge Red, Jul 17, 2006
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  4. Sup

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    In theory Harold Shipman was a great bloke then

    [​IMG]</p>
     
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    Jay Well-Known Member

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    People who slag off cats

    Terrible taste in TV programmes.
     
    Jay, Jul 17, 2006
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    paul.d Well-Known Member

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    well...........................

    I think that's taking it a bit far-the birds generally haven't made a will donating all there worldlies to the cat[​IMG]
     
    paul.d, Jul 17, 2006
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  7. Gue

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    I've never slobbered a dog in my life.

    'Too intelligent' .Too fkin intelligent.  You actually think that cats have intelligence don't you ?  You talk to your cat I bet. And I bet it 'understands' you. Jesus wept.
     
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  8. Gue

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    RE: why does s/he want to keep cats off the garden?

    He's trying to coax birds in. He lives alone and works full time so a dog isn't an option.
     
    Guest, Jul 17, 2006
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    Cayene Pepper, 'Growing Sucees' Cat Repellant, or a sonic sound device

    All three work a treat, we're snidered with the evil creatures round our place.
     
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    RE: People who slag off cats

    My grandad used to keep a catapult on the kitchen window sill, in waiting for them!!!! They soon got the hint
     
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  11. Gue

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    You don't like cats do you ?

    I once bought a present for our neighbours cat

    a feckin air rifle
     
    Guest, Jul 17, 2006
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    I do the same to dogs
     
    Jay, Jul 17, 2006
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  13. Gue

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    RE: They also kill birds - which I think is where we came in! (nt)

    No, that's just wrong.</p>
     
    Guest, Jul 17, 2006
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  14. Gue

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    RE: You don't like cats do you ?

    Bit of sponge, fried in tuna oil. The sponge shrinks. Put it out, along comes tiddles, eats it and the sponge expands thus killing some dried up spinster's 'baby' from within.</p>



    No mate, not keen.</p>
     
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    paul.d Well-Known Member

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    paul.d, Jul 17, 2006
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  16. Gue

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    RE: doesn't everyone??

    Fume....
     
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  17. Sup

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    you dont know that for sure

    They might have a legally binding verbal contract handing over their worms and peanuts.</p>
     
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    paul.d Well-Known Member

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    RE: They also kill birds - which I think is where we came in! (nt)

    says who? the ones ours catch are all weak or injured-they're not quick enough to catch a fit one!
     
    paul.d, Jul 17, 2006
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  19. Gue

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    RE: Serious now

    Si barone.
     
    Guest, Jul 17, 2006
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  20. Gue

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    RE: They also kill birds - which I think is where we came in! (nt)

    They prey on fledgling chicks.
     
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