How do you keep cats off your garden?

Get a cat yourself

 

move to a top floor flat

 

RE: move to a top floor flat

ff ff ff

 

tell your mate to get lion poo from a zoo. cats are terratorial and they are scared of it

 

Is that what is meant by "**** scared"?

 

Some years ago, i had a dog just a plain old dog ,he came from barnsley to Imingham with us, he was as good as they come,he would go out to play,always back for dins and tea and bed times.
one day he came home with a severe scratch on his nose, did not complain,several days later ,
a knock on the door
there is this chap
with a dead cat in his arms
your dog killed my cat he cries

 

Turn the hose on them

Or chuck water on them if you're in a hosepipe ban area. Bit less drastic than some of the other solutions posted but they really don't like it and they'd rather crap somewhere they're not going to get a good soaking. And it doesn't involve killing someone's pet, which has got to be a good thing whether you like them or not.

 

RE: Turn the hose on them

My friend, like me,  wouldn't hurt an animal, pet or otherwise.

 

RE: Turn the hose on them

A worthy sentiment but one which seems not to be shared by a number of other posters on here.

 

RE: Turn the hose on them

I guess most of it's jest but there are plenty of people around who think that only humans are capable of suffering.</p>



Still can't see the logic of opposing discrimination between races but not species. Same selfish sentiment as far as I can see.</p>

 

RE: Turn the hose on them

Shooting cats touches a bit of a raw nerve with me at the moment - we've been jabbing one of ours with Ketofen (anti-inflammatory and painkiller) on a daily basis because of complications from when he was shot by our UK neighbour a few years back. When it flares up his back legs don't work and he's terrified. He fell down the stairs when it happened last month. It's shocking to know that somebody did this to him deliberately.

 

RE: Turn the hose on them

If he'd been my neighbour he'd be having complications of his own but you're probably more forgiving than I.</p>



This is one of the reasons I'd never have another cat, you just can't keep them safe and there are some horrible ******* out there.</p>

 

RE: Turn the hose on them

Shot by your neighbour? They'd have been paid back in kind.

 

RE: Turn the hose on them

This was meant to be a reply to Burgundy's post under Cazi's thread. The reason it isn't is a complicated one, but it has something to do with me being a tw*t.

 

4 months to reply..

To slow, get nads on.

 

RE: Turn the hose on them

Oh, I don't think my payback would have been kind. Sick bleeder

 

RE: 4 months to reply..

Sod off Ade.

I waited till the thread was onside, that's all.

 

I can vouch that that doesn't work. I've got a cat and every other buggers still craps in the garden.

 

Leave a saucer of water with soluble aspirins dissolved in it for the offending feline. NB you'll have to dispose of the body afterwards.