I know what u are but theres a funny wum and then those that dont know when to call it a day. Take to twitter and see how many follow and listen.
There are many things that footballers should be criticised for and one of those is being fatter than the man in the street. It is their job i.e they are paid by their employer to be in good physical shape. If you become a fat slob then you deserve it with both barrels as its a ****ing disgrace. I wouldn't give him a penny until he has a flat stomach.