How the hell does Mark Bright

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  1. Oxf

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    RE: Guaranteed conversation:

    Now you mention it...I've...never...thought of...that.

    Bstards.
     
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    RE: Guaranteed conversation:

    Have waitrose introduced any new lines of sandwiches while I've been away?
     
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    RE: Guaranteed conversation:

    I think the entire range has undergone a revamp. I tend to frequent the smaller, family run sandwich outlet these days. Queuing up behind a fleet of elderly ladies at the checkout was beginning to test my patience.

    Today's choice - Chicken, salad and mayo baguette. Standard.

    Does your wife make you sandwiches to take to work in a lunchbox? If not, why not?
     
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    RE: Guaranteed conversation:

    Not yet. I shall be having words though, I had to put a creased shirt on this morning as well.

    For lunch today I got a foot long thingy from Subway. BBQ pate, mmm the natural and healthy choice on the menu.

    So we got promoted then.

    That's nice isn't it?
     
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    RE: Guaranteed conversation:

    Creased shirts are a no no. You could always cite a fictional clause in the wedding vows. "Thou shalt iron thy husbands shirts and prepare a packed lunch complete with kitcat"

    Cardiff was quality. I've never celebrated anything more in football than Colgan's save (including promotion to the Prem)
    I think we'll struggle next year though....forwards are urgently required.
     
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  6. Isl

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    RE: Guaranteed conversation:

    You've gone off at a tangent there Oxford, you appear to be talking about football now.
     
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  7. Oxf

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    RE: Guaranteed conversation:

    Oh sheeite. You started it!

    The sandwiches in Cardiff were rubbish.
     
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    Marcus Bent?
     
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  9. Gue

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    RE: Marcus Bent?

    He is.

    Matt Jansen
     
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  10. Gue

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    RE: Marcus Bent?

    Matt jansen rides motorbikes (poorly) doesn't he ? Hence  benderosity tendencies.
     
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  11. Oxf

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    RE: Marcus Bent?

    Interesting logic.

    I ride push bikes poorly. Am I benter?
     
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  12. Gue

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    RE: Marcus Bent?

    Nay lad, it's the throbbing twixt the legs combined with the wanking off two men hand grip that makes motorbiking the pastime of raging gayboys.</p>



    We did this some time ago, with hilarious results.</p>
     
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  13. Oxf

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    RE: Marcus Bent?

    I see.

    No doubt the biking fraternity took that well.
     
    Oxford Red, Jun 19, 2006
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  14. Gue

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    RE: Marcus Bent?

    With such good nature it was untrue.
     
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  15. Gue

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    RE: Marcus Bent?

    quality bullying. Would love to read that thread again
     
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    Kitcat?

    A cat in kit form? 4 legs etc.
     
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  17. Gue

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    RE: Marcus Bent?

    The class line was the one about dressed in leather bent over wanking 2 men off. Either TM or TFP's work. Truly wonderful.
     
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  18. Jay

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    There is a contributor to this board

    Who cannot ride a bike. THAT is gay.
     
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  19. Oxf

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    RE: Kitcat?

    Kit´cat`
    a. 1. Designating a club in London, to which Addison and Steele belonged; - so called from Christopher Cat, a pastry cook, who served the club with mutton pies.
    2. Designating a canvas used for portraits of a peculiar size, viz., twenty-eight or twenty-nine inches by thirty-six; - so called because that size was adopted by Sir Godfrey Kneller for the portraits he painted of the members of the Kitcat Club.
    n. 1. A game played by striking with a stick small piece of wood, called a cat, shaped like two cones united at their bases; tipcat.Kitcat roll
    (Agric.) a roller somewhat in the form of two cones set base to base.

    That's what I meant.
     
    Oxford Red, Jun 19, 2006
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  20. Gue

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    RE: There is a contributor to this board

    We should put together and get him a tricycle.
     
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