I always get em..

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  1. tingleytyke

    tingleytyke Well-Known Member

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    That would be great cos i know what i want and i could walk in get what i wanted and be out a lot quicker. :)
     
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    Then there's the condom run, you grab a good handful of protection from the toiletries section, try to get fruity flavours or ribbed for pleasure types, or even extra large if they have any. and slip them into folks trollies as you travel round the store. You can't guarantee actually being at the same till when they find them, or the cashier picks them up from some old dears shopping, but it's the thought that counts.
     
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    Phone top up, that's so last decade.
     
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  4. Whi

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    No point buying multi-packs etc, because they'd be warm after a 70 minute commute.
     
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    Tha,s a answer for everything whitey :mad:
     
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    I wish I did, pal. :)
    And then I wouldn't be doing the commute int first place.
    On that note, if anybody wants to lend me 2 grand for a Yamaha DT and the insurance/tax etc, PM me. :D
     
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    another one that get me are the one's that having put their shopping through the checkout it seems to come as a surprise that they have to actually pay for the bloody stuff and they have to start digging through their shopping bags for their purse , then they have to find their card etc.
    the other one is when you pop in a smaller supermarket you get behind the person with the least stuff and then they start with, can I have a tenner on that and a........................
     
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