I don't know much about cars.

I don't think so

Unless I'm caught red handed as it were.

Then I'm bringing everyone down with me, naming this BBS as a front for serial killers to swap ideas.

By the way, if you run out of that swafega stuff to wash the blood off your hands, mix soap powder with fairy liquid, it's almost as good.

 

That made me laff....

 

mi mates clio

Abused to hell. Think its had 1 service in 60K miles. Never lets him down either. Had to explain to him how bad it was to be using metal on metal instead of putting new brake pads in!!!

 

If you want reliability

the MAzda will beat the Jag hands down. Most reliable car I've had in my life. Only ever bought tyres and a couple of bulbs for mine. Never needed the oil or water topping up in 7 years. Just have it serviced at the correct intervals and you won't have to do owt else.

 

mx-5

repairs are cheaper than the jag. the mx-5 is pretty reliable but make sure its not the jap import - the parts aren't all the same as the euro version