I had to pick 2 songs for a funeral, got me thinking which 2 i would choose for myself,

Agadoo (with actions)

Always Look on The Bright Side of Life (with whistling)

 

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, twice

 

Must say i also love The Masterplan quality tune and lyrics nt

 

Brother in law is having a Dixieland Jazz Band

Its written in his will

 

Living in a box

By Living in a box. PLay what ya want ont way out, i wont notice.....

 

no takers on Robert Johnson then

If I had possetion over judgement day

 

would that be followed by?

the bee gees - staying alive?

 

Goodbye cruel world, I'm leaving you today....... nt

 

Anything by Morrissey should do it nt

 

Determined that everyone else should commit suicide at your funeral? nt

 

quality

i'll take it

 

Full choral rendition of Jerusalem, then....

...."Up Your Butt with a Coconut" by Daphne and Celeste.

 

What a bunch of morbid wierdo's you all are! nt

 

RE: Full choral rendition of Jerusalem, then....

Hi! This is my friend Daphne and I'm Celeste

[Chorus]
"; Ooh stick you
Your mama too
And your daddy¡­
Ooh stick you
Your mama too
And your daddy¡­

Ooh stick you
Your mama too
And your daddy¡­

Ooh stick you
Ooh stick you! ";

Your mama, your daddy
Your greasy, greasy grandmammy
You got a hole in your panty
Got a big behind like Frankenstein
Going beep-beep-beep down Sesame Street
Toot-toot-toot wear army boots
In your ear with a can of beer
Up your butt with a coconut
OOOHHHH!

"; Ooh stick you..."; [Repeat Chorus]

You go girl!
EEEEEEEEHHHHHHH!
OOOOOHHHHHHHH!
EYE!


Do you want me to tell you what I really think about you?

You got facial hair like a polar bear
You blow up like a toad and then explode
Your face looks mean like Halloween
You got big red eyes like cherry pies
You got the IQ of a digeridoo
You look insane and got no brain
You got a big fat belly like a bowl full of jelly
Your fat mum Milly looks like Free Willy

"; Ooh stick you..."; [Repeat Chorus]

You go girl!
Ride 'em cowboy!
Yee-ha!
Giddy up horsey!
Ride 'em cowboy!
Pew! Pew! Pew!
It¡¯s like a horror movie isn't it?
OOHH!
Ride 'em cowboy!
Ooh Ooh Eee!
Ride 'em cowboy!

Do you wanna know what
I really think about you?

You're a little kid that looks like a squid- oh no!
You've got a bad perm like a can of worms- oh no!
Cheeks like a balloon ; face like a baboon- oh no!
Everybody knows you eat the nails from your toes & you rub 'em in dirt and eat them for dessert!

Whatever!

"; Ooh stick you..."; [Repeat Chorus]


You got ears on your face like spock in space!
You got teeth in your head like Mr Ed!
Everybody knows you put fleas in cheese, mix them with glue and use it like shampoo!

What?

Ping-pong why am I saying ping-pong?
Ping-pong Ping-pong Ping-pong!
Whatever whatever whatever!

"; Ooh stick you..."; [Repeat Chorus to fade]



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What's morbid or weird about the only thing guaranteed in life? nt

 

Thanks for that pleasant thought!

Pondering my death isn't usually uppermost in my mind but thanks for putting that little reminder in there.</p>

 

Death is a terminal disease contracted at birth.. There is NO cure nt

 

Going Underground by The Jam
Down Down by Quo

 

She by GramParsons and beyond the Mystic by Van morrison nt

 

Tomaso Albinoni - Adagio in G minor

and Hallelujah, sung by Buckley.