i hate golf, but seem obsessed in knowing if Europe are winning

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  1. Gue

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    I play with myself and scratch a lot

    Does that mean I'm good
     
    Guest, Sep 22, 2006
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  2. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    Yahoo Serious.

    What a quality name.
    I'd like to change my name to "Geronimo Pokerface".
    Or summat.

    The croc has been trying to eat Yahoo's ample harris for an hour now - are you sure it's not Jay?

    In my head I'm stuck in the plane with Payne Stewart.
     
    The Full Ponty, Sep 22, 2006
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  3. Gue

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    RE: Yahoo Serious.

    In my head Tiger Woods' missus is smoking me off.
     
    Guest, Sep 22, 2006
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  4. The Full Ponty

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    RE: Yahoo Serious.

    In my head she's chuckling - 'cos he's a black man, who obviously has a big black **** ... while your walnut whip will barely shift her flaps.

    She is now also being eaten by the croc from the 17th hole.
     
    The Full Ponty, Sep 22, 2006
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    RE: Yahoo Serious.

    Hasn't she been the victim of 'pseudo' photos?

    Tidy.
     
    Oxford Red, Sep 22, 2006
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  6. The Full Ponty

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    RE: Yahoo Serious.

    Was she in the Penistone Girl Guides at the time?

    I don't even know what that means.
     
    The Full Ponty, Sep 22, 2006
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  7. Gue

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    RE: Yahoo Serious.

    guffaw.
     
    Guest, Sep 22, 2006
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  8. Gue

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    RE: Yahoo Serious.

    If only I had a Tyketical Masterstroke 'massive ****' certificate.
     
    Guest, Sep 22, 2006
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  9. The Full Ponty

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    RE: Yahoo Serious.

    He also has a "cacked quim" one too.
    Collectors item it is.
     
    The Full Ponty, Sep 22, 2006
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    For me is far more exciting than the World Cup final

    unless England were playing of course.
     
    Denby Dale Tyke, Sep 22, 2006
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