I have been trying all week to understand this cricket malarky

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  1. unc

    uncle mort New Member

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    RE: And then after you've played for 5 fecking days

    noticed that, still dont know how it works tho, lead a sheltered life me
     
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    Nah

    Chicken Tikka Doosra
     
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    uncle mort New Member

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    hang on while I google bhuna nt
     
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    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    Going to an Indian

    And ordering steak & chips????
     
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    I can follow it

    but wouldn't want to even start to explain it to anyone.

    Thankfully I don't watch it so I don't have to explain it to my American missus.....it's bad enough explaining football!
     
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    RE: 5 days is nowt!

    That's the one were they had to abandon it because otherwise the England team would miss the ship home!
     
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    RE: Going to an Indian

    Aint you ever been to a paper shop and bought milk? </p>
     
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    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    That's the one! nt
     
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    this thread is getting silly, nt
     
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    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    You started it

    Have you ever had a glance at a king pair, before attempting a tickle?
     
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    No but I did once

    attempt to tickle a kin` beautiful pair of glands :)
     
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    Hope you weren't forced to retire hurt

    I was once in the covers waiting for a slash, but I was mistaken for a wrong 'un. In a flash I had my bails whipped off, before being hit hard in the box. I managed to run out before they saw my googly, otherwise I would have been on a sticky wicket.

    End of thread I reckon....
     

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