I have never seen

Nope , its a battle of different fighting styles.

Van Damme at his best.</p>

Its the one where he does the splits across the worktop to avoid being electrocuted.</p>

 

RE: Nope , its a battle of different fighting styles.

So it's a bit like Karate Kid but for the over 5's?

 

RE: Nope , its a battle of different fighting styles.

wax on

 

Me neither

Except that one where her from baywatch jumps out of the cake.

 

RE: Nope , its a battle of different fighting styles.

kecks off.

I still think he must get wronged at the beginning of Bloodsport.
Maybe a Tae Kwan Do master kicks his cat - or a Ju Jitsu warrior spills his pint?

Everything okay.
Wronged.
Agony.
Revenge.
Dual.

Have that.

 

RE: Nope , its a battle of different fighting styles.

He's wnak although that Orange advert makes me giggle. He wouldn't last two minuted with Chuck Norris - you got **** on your shoes you shitty shoe'd Barsteward.

 

and I have never seen

Top Gun</p>

so there.</p>

 

RE: and I have never seen

wey hey, neither have I. thought I was the only one to have escaped that horror

 

Mung Bean Salad!

Paul Calf , is Steve Coogans finest character

 

RE: Mung Bean Salad!

You're right. Saw a film called **** and Bull with him in it recently. Shocking to see how the mighty have fallen

 

Ballax to all that.

It seems Frank Dux, Jean Claude's character in Bloodsport, goes to fight in the event as his Master has been dis-honoured, or summat.

And that's coming from a bloke here who thinks Commando is the best film in the world.

Normal.
Master dis-honoured.
Agony.
Revenge (after Bolo kills his mate).
Dual.

Mint.

As you say though - it doesn't beat a bird with nice tits jumping out of a cake.

 

On Deadly Ground - Essential viewing

For those who wish to make films, one of the ultimate "how not-to make a film" films.
Seagal never takes a punch in the film. The speech at the end talking ****** at the end is rivalled only by the closing part of LOR III.

 

Is it Bloodsport with Tom Pole in or is that Kickboxer

Yet another

Normal
Dishonored
Angry
Revenge
Happy ending

Van Damme film

 

Me too.

and I've fallen asleep five times while trying to watch Dead Poets Society. Never seen more than 20 minutes.

 

John Thomson trying to escape "Fat Bob" is even sadder.

 

RE: I have never seen - Royle Family or Pheonix Nights.

Unfunny anti Northern stereotyping which should be banned a la Mind you language.

Would be deemed Racist if Northern England was a separate country.

 

Steven Seagal - Legend .....

Its the fact that no-on ever sems to be able to lay a finger on him that makes me laugh.</p>

In most action films the 'hero' gets a battering at some point from the bad guys but comes back to wreak terrible revenge - Steven Seagal just mullers everybody all the time without breaking sweat !!</p>

Generally good entertainment though ....</p>

 

He's at Rock City in Nottingham in Feb N/T

 

Oh yeah - I guess they won't need many Security staff then !!

 

a james bond film or one with jim carrey in he,s crap.