I have the solution

Patent leather platforms

They tell me you could see up a lasses skirt with patent leather shoes on.

Or thats what I was told

 

Watch out for the WPCs

theyll get thi in bother

 

Absolutely

If we tripped up, it's be like watching a giant sequoia being felled !!

 

RE: Windy in platforms...........

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Heh heh.</p>

I ripped me hand open trying to open one of them, all the blood went in the beer but we drunk it anyway. Lads eh?</p>

 

Happened quite often an'all.

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It was too easy to get a foot up your 30&quot; bottoms running for the bus.</p>

 

This piccie will do to show how close you are

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Where was all this hip gear purchased...Ken Ellis? nt

 

Whilst trying

To maintain some semblance of dignity.

 

Trying to keep upright

Was all I could do. Using the shoes to look up girl's skirts would've required a level of multi tasking I could never master.

 

Heh heh. I'd forgotten about that.

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They had windows full of polo-neck trousers and star jumpers. We thought we were cool as ****. </p>

 

Jumping up dead quick and walking on as if nothing had happened.....

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....with blood dripping out of your sleeves.</p>

 

We though we were cool and hard

And exceptionally well dressed.

 

Burgundy's booze ban
(Spousal solidarity)
F**king bad timing

 

just got back...

...from the bank. £75 in pocket. Let's go boys..........

 

Here we come Liz Hurley

<img src ="http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/elizabethhurley/elizabeth_hurley_7.jpg">

 

Theres a car beeping lts horn outside....

Its the taxi, see you in a bit lads PARTY ON!!!!!

 

Horn

Not there's an idea. Have a good evening everybody.

 

RE: Watch out for the WPCs

I'll watch out for the WPCs
You watch out for the smelly blue cheese

Hey that rhymes! Have a nice time in Spain.

 

Bo***cks...............

I've just tripped up over my 28" Oxford bags, torn my best burgundy tank top with the 3 skiers on the front
gone arse over tit. Dropped the 4 pack of Norseman lager i was carrying
( was planning on ditching that at the party and supping somebody elses good stuff)
Banged my head on the taxi door and spilt blood down the front of Liz's little black dress,
so she's taken off with the huff on and I'm off to have stitches in caz so
Sorry lads PARTY OFF!!!! :'(

 

Finally got up

Reight night art, too much to drink, too much money down the drain, too late in bed, missus still can't stand up.

Was there a footy match yesterday or summat?