I Would Never Wear........ a bloody Oldham shirt even if it was Chris Taylor who scored two last night for the reserves.
It's not a wet wipe is it?.... Erm!... No; that's fine thank you, i'll get the WIFE..(ahem). Blimey! What's the world coming to Fawlty.
RE: I think you've pulled , mate Must be that bloody Pino aftershave the mrs got me (chinny) Bringing back memories of the rumours of the Manx when we were but mere teenagers