I know you are all gonna say get shut and buy pro evo instead, but.....

Correct.

Jay wants his copy of ''Nicky Wroe's Passmaster 2006'' back when you've done with it.

Weer wo tha on Setdi?

 

RE: Correct.

Dint gu. Only go to away matches that are more than 100 miles away. </p>

Did you and Mr SM have a nice time? And Jay.</p>

 

To be fair ...

... I think SM is out of the country.
That funny ring tone thingy & the fact he said ''I'm abroad I am'' when I phoned him gave it away.

Think of a number between 3 & 3.
That's how many corners Jacob Burns took on Setdi.
That's also how many corners Leo headed away at the near post.

Brain dead ... completely brain dead.

None of you boys called me - so I went to the game with the farmer, which was a good laugh - lots of talking about quim.

 

Isnt SM in New York at the moment??

An extra couple of days holiday for him then with the weather as it is.</p>

 

Correct.

I was kidding.

He sent me a text message on Setdi.
It was a picture of him next to the ex-WTC & him saying ''I've just had a piss''.

It was mint.

 

Why would I have called you?

You're a *****.

 

Agreed.

I am 'C' ... **** nosed gimpoid,
I am 'U' ... ugly spackster,
I am 'N' ... numpty rentboy,
I am 'T' ... tw4t faced Joey ...

... I am ohhhh, ohhhh, ollldddd.

Ponty is a lovely person,
Ponty is a lovely person,
Ponty is a lovely person ... etc.

 

You've got bad AIDS

Oh yes you have. </p>

And not off the dentist, neither.</p>

 

As opposed to ...

... 'good AIDS'?

Good AIDS - blood transfusion.
Bad AIDS - Tongan National Rugby Team inflicted.

FACT.

The way I feel right now - if I did have bum AIDS ... then Matt Carbon would have to get some sprinting training in.

 

RE: As opposed to ...

Correct. Are you off on the jolly jaunt to Tranmere? I am shunning it to enjoy the pleasures of greasy bum sex in England's Nort East.

 

I can't see me going.

Without a Set Leader to arrange things we are running around like a headless Kay in midfield.

Funnily enough - I saw a van on the way into work for ''G.Harris'', who I think are decorating contractors, or summat ... and I thought ''I wonder if his first name is Greasy?''.

You need serious mental help.

 

RE: I can't see me going.

I would rather launch a 1:60,000 scale replica of the Mary Rose, captained by that small person who works in one of the catering stalls, down my anal canal than go to that match at the moment. </p>

There's a fleet of HGVs owned by a company called F.Gering and i always wonder if his first name is &quot;Fin&quot;.</p>

 

Your star is blue.

Well done.

I once saw a totally made up van of some sort that said ''T.Cox'' on the side.
I often wondered if his first name was ''TMlikeslickingmens'', or summat.

North East?
Jeff Whitley Bay?