I went to the game today, if you did

Now that's something i'd like to see

ball hits the net and you run off to the toilet
I can imagine you in your seat "for fecks sake mifsude ht the bloody target i'm dying for a slash"

 

i normally have about half a crate of worthingtons and 6 pints. i sit on the end of the gangway!

 

That's tactics for yer.

If Spartacus drank that lot it would have to be 5-4 or there would be a flood

 

well the bus once got tstuck in traffic and i nearly caused a flood.

 

Flood?

Would have been a torrent after that lot.

 

it takes me about two hours to get to barnsley using public transport, i take 8 cans for the bus ride then buy four more from the spar at the station for the station and ride through to town crazy no wonder im fecked up

 

You don't sound fecked up to me

But I'll take your word for it if you say so. Sound like a decent bloke if I may say so.

 

wait til forest at home or reading away. Reading away will be a right knees up.

 

Poor until he scored

But as Jay said if he scored most games you'd take it.

First touch let him down twice when he'd have been one on one with the keeper.

Took his goal very nicely though, hopefully it'll give him a confidence boost.

 

A poor man's Andy Cole

But he get's into position and gambles. He score.......but he'll also miss.