I won the lottery a few weeks ago

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  1. Mid

    Mido Well-Known Member

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    Bang on.
     
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    Thick club is busy...
     
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    Ok you've got your point across
     
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    I'm Spartacus Well-Known Member

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    Well, it takes a while...Dunno why...
     
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    I am up mate, especially for the match on this occasion ;). But I'm not feeling too chipper, so it's a bit up in the air.. I normally have to be half dead not to go, but that's how I'm feeling. I'd be okay at the game I think, but the public transport bit is putting me off. Will have a pitch inspection first thing, then decide how brave/committed I am!! :D
     
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    Sorry to hear that, Paul

    Had you lived in Dodworth, Crystal could've mopped your fevered brow, mate. Obviously, barnsley66 & I couldn't let you travel in the car with us whilst you have Bubonic Plague!:D
     
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    Re: Sorry to hear that, Paul

    I'm not contagious, I sort of know what it is. I'm running on flat batteries, that's all I can say.
     
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    i won the lottery

    And you went home and said to your lass pack some suitcases love av won. Lottery and she said where we going and you said I'm going nowhere
     
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    Re: Sorry to hear that, Paul

    Sounds like you need some jump leads.
     
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    Re: Sorry to hear that, Paul

    I proudly bring to you the worlds worst jump leads joke.

    I asked the local prostitute if she could do something kinky so she put a set of jump leads up my arse...
    Don't get me wrong, I liked it, but I couldn't believe how much she charged me!
     
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    Re: Sorry to hear that, Paul

    If it were only that easy.
     
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    Re: Sorry to hear that, Paul

    Boo! Rubbish!! Gerroff!!! :D:D
     
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    Re: Sorry to hear that, Paul

    Alcohol?
     
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    Re: Sorry to hear that, Paul

    No thanks, I'm not well. :(
     

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