If BBS posters were Viz characters

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  1. Rosco

    Rosco Well-Known Member

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    Good call.

    I'd have you down as Farmer Palmer or Terry feckwit.
     
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  2. DJ Fatty Boy

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    That keeps losing season tickets? nt
     
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  3. Gue

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    good to see

    theres battle hardened troops ready to lay down there life in pursuit of what they believe. however there are slight discrepencies in your CV

    for a start eschew is a type of nut
     
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  4. Rosco

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  5. Spa

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    TFP - Roger Irrelevant

    Regards

    Roger Mellie
     
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    As long as you don't

    Gut and fillet me after - I'm not into owt kinky
     
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  7. The Full Ponty

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    Frisnit, hatstand.

    Bgaark.
    Head tennis.

    You, Coachman & your mates are thre Pathetic Sharks.

    Oh aye.
     
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  8. Hicksy

    Hicksy Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    Collectively

    </p>

    We'll have that one. No racists down here mind you.</p>
     
    Hicksy, Jun 29, 2007
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  9. Spa

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    mates?

    I think I've got an idea for a TV show there...

    Hello, good evening and B*ll*cks!

    Welcome to Mates, Hosted by JLWbiglil where TFP & The Hartog set set out on a challenge to get in as much dry loving as possible in the half an hour, while watched by some old bints with big blasters.

    Shall we start filming toneet??
     
    Spartacus, Jun 29, 2007
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  10. JLWBigLil

    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    It has potential

    I like the cut of your jib , young sir .
    P.S. How's the family ? Hope everything's okay & you're doing your bit on the night time feeds .
     
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  11. Spa

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    Aye alls well

    apart from sleepless nights where I try to pretend to be alseep but ultimately have to change the nappies. Grrr

    I need someone to educate my daughter that its night time when we sleep not days...does it get any easier?

    BTW hows your duo? getting better I hope.
     
    Spartacus, Jun 29, 2007
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  12. JLWBigLil

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    It gets better

    But so does your act of pretending to be asleep . I reached Gielgud standards at times !!
    Crystal seems a lot brighter , Laura is no worse .
     
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  13. Spa

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    For reference...

    Viz (comics)
    A
    Aldridge Pryor
    Anna Reksik
    B
    Baxter Basics
    Biffa Bacon
    Big Vern
    Billy the Fish
    Black Bag
    Jack Black (Viz)
    Brown Bottle
    C
    Captain Morgan and his Hammond Organ
    Cockney ******
    The Critics
    D
    Desert Island Teacher
    Doctor Poo
    Drunken Bakers
    E
    Eight Ace
    F
    Farmer Palmer
    The Fat Slags
    Felix and his Amazing Underpants
    Ferdinand the Foodie
    F cont.
    Finbarr Saunders
    Fru T. Bunn
    G
    George Bestial
    Gilbert Ratchet
    J
    Ivan Jelical
    Johnny Fartpants
    K
    Kewl Chix
    Grassy Knollington
    L
    Laurie Driver
    List of Viz comic strips
    Luvvie Darling
    M
    Major Misunderstanding
    Mickey's Miniature Grandpa
    Mickey's Monkey Spunk Moped
    Mike Smitt
    The Modern Parents
    Mr Logic
    Mrs Brady the Old Lady
    N
    Nobby's Piles
    Norbert Colon
    O
    Orson Cart
    P
    Paul Whicker
    P cont.
    Playtime Fontayne
    Postman Plod
    R
    Raffles, Gentleman Thug
    Roger Irrelevant
    Roger Mellie
    Rude Kid
    S
    Sid the Sexist
    Spoilt Barsteward
    Student Grant
    Sweary Mary
    Suicidal Syd
    T
    Millie Tant
    Tasha Slappa
    Terry feckwitt
    The Things
    Tinribs
    Tommy "Banana" Johnson
    Tranny Magnet
    V
    Victorian Dad
    Y
    Yankee Dougal
     
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  14. S.M.

    S.M. Well-Known Member

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    Rude Kid

    quality poster, badly missed.
     
    S.M., Jun 29, 2007
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  15. EastStander

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    Brown Bottle = Border Terrier

    Then again, as Black Bag was the "faithful border bin-liner" then that could be Border Terrier, but I think he suits Brown Bottle better!
     
    EastStander, Jun 29, 2007
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  16. Isl

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    piss up a rope fcukstick
     
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  17. EastStander

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    The Fat Slags................

    I'm saying nothing, leave me out of it!
     
    EastStander, Jun 29, 2007
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  18. S.M.

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    hehe, he's in my top 5 BBSers, after TYKEY TYKE FRUM TARN, Alan Blah Blah, bigndaft and Gordon, obviously.
     
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  19. Farnham_Red

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    The Fat Slags

    Have someone in mind but darent post or I will be in big trouble with the 2 lovely ladies
     
    Farnham_Red, Jun 29, 2007
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  20. JLWBigLil

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    Buk , buk , buk

    <img src ="http://www.historyforkids.org/learn/economy/pictures/chicken.jpg">
    :D :D :D :D :D
    Just for the record , there's no one that I can think of on the BBS who would fit these characters :-
    <img src ="http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40197000/gif/_40197382_fatslags203.gif">
    :) :) :) :) :)
     
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