If you were a condom manufacturer

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  1. Gue

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    RE: Or ...

    Marc Richards

    Big, stocky, shaven and flipping lethal in front of goal.

    Under-rated also........

    Recently been known to get a standing ovation
     
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    Does tricks AND scores :D (dribble) (dribble)
     
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    Yours would be Nicky Wroe.

    Always full of spoff.
     
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    I would advise,

    any references to the Chairman to be very carefully considered before being posted !!!!
     
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    Aye.

    Mine is Paul Hayes - long, thin & a bit untidy.

    Like a milk coloured, cod flavoured pepperami.
     
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    Rob Atkinson

    Funny shaped head.
     
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    Chris Morgan.

    Ugly & veiny - but balls like coconuts.
     
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    Bobby Hassell

    Really ginger but dyed to hide embarassment

    What it likes in stature, makes up for in performance
     
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    Kyle Lethereertheretheretheereretheren.

    Can lob it 40 yards.

    I wouldn't want a Chris Shuker - constantly dribbling, but no end product.

    I'd actually like a Steve McPhail - "only" got 1 foot.
     
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