If you're going to Yeovil. Tickets are £2 cheaper if you get 'em at Oakwell

Thought thats why you were taking your personal

medical type person!

Fat arse....ff

Whatever you say(blagger)

Packs brick along with vodka, thigh boot & whip (aka Ponty training kit)

 

RE: Thought thats why you were taking your personal

Ah, dunt worry abart him. I've got an old farming bird at the ready. She's had nowt for years, and likes 'em young. She's got no teeth like, but she has got three eyes and 7 fingers.

 

Just how he likes em

Slip her in when he's at the cross eyed stage

 

He he

Lime vodka.
Have that.

I'm packed.

Beer money - check.
Gimp costume - check.
Lime vodka - check.
Bint repellant spray - check.
Patrick Berger is - check.
Safari suit - check.

All sorted.

 

Yup.

No teeth.
Can't wait.

I'll have to introduce her to Steven Taylor.

 

RE: Hehe

You do that, It will be like seeing something from Phoenix Nights!

 

Bint repellant spray?

Noooo not that 'Old Spice' smell-a-like again!

Only just got the reak outta my clothes from last time ff

 

That's the one.

It's already packed.
It's a strange mixture of Old Spice, piss & lavender ... funnily enough - the same smell as Dirk's house.

If the lapdancing club is shut - I hear it's £20 for you to 'perform'.
I might get Cazi to pay.

Get in.

 

Hells bells

I think I'll take a leaf outta Cazi's collies book and roll in goose ****. Owt smells better than that stuff!

 

Think we'll be having a few in town then get taxis to ground