I'm 48 and have never looked forward to a game as much as Sunday's.

But you're young and good looking

I'm old and ugly.

 

I'm young and good looking until Friday, when I become officially old and ugly. And smelly.

 

No you don't

That's a lie. You'll never go to heaven telling lies.
You're not old, you're not ugly and you're not smelly.
Who the hell are 'Mercenary'?

 

Danish metal band mate. Not everyone's taste. Not as attractive as Girls Aloud or Pussycat Dolls. But better than Atomic Kitten.

 

Aha ( not the group)

<img src ="http://thomaskjaer.com/portfolio/_mercenary2.jpg">
<img src ="http://mcnally.dk/temp/girls_aloud_no_panties.jpg">
<img src ="http://clipov.net/free/oboi/pussycat-dolls1024-2.jpg">
<img src ="http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02_01/atomicG0302_468x381.jpg">

 

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp2K4edK9sA
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbSFlQfUuy0