"I'm a gret big Jessie" BBS XI

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  1. Gue

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    How come you don't get in yourself for mis-spelling "great"

    eh? well? Subs bench for you sunshine.
     
    Guest, Feb 26, 2007
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  2. La Dent de Crolles

    La Dent de Crolles Well-Known Member

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    Are you a posh southerner?

    Whats wrong with gret?</p>

    you gret Jessie!</p>
     
    La Dent de Crolles, Feb 26, 2007
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  3. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    That's not what's usually gripped tightly in his hand.

    He's generally holding a burger.

    You thought I meant his ****, didn't you?
     
    The Full Ponty, Feb 26, 2007
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  4. JLWBigLil

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    No I didn't

    I would have done if you'd said between his thumb and forefinger !!! :D
     
    JLWBigLil, Feb 26, 2007
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  5. Googs

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    Gawd, you're as bad as he is!

    Not really of course. That's quite impossible.
     
    Googs, Feb 26, 2007
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  6. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    He's a lucky, lucky man.

    The tweezers get some right use at Ponty Towers.

    Kev is Cockney W4nka from the Viz, by the way.
    Spitting image.
     
    The Full Ponty, Feb 26, 2007
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  7. JLWBigLil

    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    How very dare you ????

    (NOOO) (NOOO) :D :D :D
     
    JLWBigLil, Feb 26, 2007
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  8. JLWBigLil

    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    Really ?

    I always thought my man was fairly unique !!! :D
     
    JLWBigLil, Feb 26, 2007
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  9. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    Aye.

    Transpose "unique" for "pig ugly" ... and you're just about there.

    Yours in sport,

    TFP (A bit like Brad Pitt - with a hint of George Clooney & a hampton like Omar, but not black).
     
    The Full Ponty, Feb 26, 2007
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  10. Gue

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    Yes I most certainly am my good fellow.

    and doncha f**king forget it awight ;)
     
    Guest, Feb 26, 2007
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  11. rot

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    full ponty acknowledges my existance

    thats a first from the Hartog set
     
    rothred, Feb 26, 2007
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  12. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    Unfortunately ...

    ... if you throw **** - it leaves a stain.

    A shitty stain.

    You shittyerty ****, cackerty cack, crudderty crud, shitster of ****-tastic proportions.
     
    The Full Ponty, Feb 26, 2007
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    RE: full ponty acknowledges my existance

    Did someone say something?
     
    Tyketical M'stroke, Feb 26, 2007
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