Congratulations mate. I can't even begin to explain the joy my little one and my nephew and niece bring to my mum and dad. Enjoy every second of it.
Thank you, mate. I intend to spread the wisdom I've accumulated over the years to the little 'un. After those two minutes, I can spend the rest of my life playing with them!
Two weekends ago I took Esmé to the seaside. So we start digging a hole on the beach and the bottom fills with water, at which point she says "Look Daddy, its the water table!" She's 3 years old. My dad used to be a geography teacher. I'm pretty sure the two are linked.
Along those lines then, I'm certain I can give my grandchild the benefit of my pitiful knowledge of archaeology when we going digging on a beach.
Congratulations Kev, one of those milestones in life that many hope for. All the best to your son and his partner Becky. You will have to start buying Grandad clothes and get a shopping trolley now.
The pair of heathens. I assume they aren't wed yet. Another nail in morality's coffin. Absolute disgrace. Oh and congratulations you old fart