Mark E Smith would make a great manager. Training would be like a return to 70s Oakwell methods as patented by Ali Millar of beer and Fags all round. Luke Haines I'm not so sure about he would suddenly drift off into a dreamworld of rejection when he was meant to be givin team talks. Brian would seem to be the obvious candidate with all players to wear complusory eye liner at all times ensuring success I'm going to chuck a few more in Robert Smith, Jarvis Cocker and that bloke from War On Drugs whose name I can never remember.
Bit worried that Mark E Smith would randomly bring players off for his own amusement. Mind you, he'd probably turn the PA off intermittently, which could only be a positive boon. Certain fans would quickly get on Cocker's back with him being a Sheffield lad. Also, we've already had our team of misshapes, mistakes and misfits courtesy of Mr Hill. Robert Smith would either be the cure to all our problems or it'd accelerate the disintegration of our club.