Ponty... I see your mates having a worse season than me and that is saying summat.</p> I'd tell him to get milking cows or whatever he does on a saturday and **** it off. </p> I'm packing in to start a career as a disco dancing freak. I have legs thinner than tanni grey thompson.</p>
Nutkins ... I thought you were more like Timmy from South Park. You bum AIDS riddled, dodgy stubbled, pawel abbott look-a-like, spazmoidal second teamer. I think his Pakistani mucker is doing some damage though. He's got 20 odd wickets in less than 4 weeks. That's more than you got during your teens. Have that, spotty herbert.
Ponty... I resent that.</p> My Stubble should not be taken in to account as I have alopecia of the top lip.</p> My father is so proud.</p> How do you know I'm a spotty herbert? Anyway the rash has cleared up.</p>